Wednesday, 9 January 2008

If I Was Prabhakaran...

...I would be thinking to myself that this armed war type of thing has been going on for a while with not much success. I must prove to those southern buggers that I'm a nice, like-able kinda guy. Cause if the South believes I'm a trustworthy, decent chap, they might actually consider me as a plausible alternative to dearly beloved Mahinda.

So for starters, if I was Prabhakaran, before wasting another suicide bomber, I would blow up Mervyn Silva to smithereens. I'd plant not one, but two claymores on either side of the road so that he gets hit from both sides, much like he did at Rupavahini, only with much more force and shrapnel. That should win me support from the masses.

Tell me. What would you do if you were Prabhakaran?

4 musings:

Anonymous said...

uhmm some of us live on the same road as mervyn silva :P so
a)thank god, you are not prabakaran

b) if you do, plan to bomb mervyn silva, can you please let us know :P

Anonymous said...

Sri Lanka needs to split. It will be peaceful. Prabaharan is a sympton. Corruption is Sri Lanka's main problem. Today its become race. Tamils and Sinhalese can never live in peace without tamils sacrificing their dignity.

Confab said...

savi - for sure i'll let u know! i'm just getting the ammo now, so give me some time. ur house is at the top right? so if i go down the lane and start throwing grenades inside would that work?

anon - i agree with you that tamils are sacrificing their dignity currently. but i dont agree with you that sri lanka needs to split. without looking at the west, look at countries like singapore and malaysia that are fast becoming multi-racial and cosmopolitan. it takes a lil bit of optimism and faith in ur fellow man. if the war stops, the tension and the suspicion would also stop.

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